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April 27, 2007

The Bad News Is ....

Democrats Have Your Back

PACIFIC MISSILE RANGE FACILITY, KAUAI, Hawaii: In a first-of-its-kind dual missile defense test today, Raytheon Company produced Standard Missile-3 (SM-3) and Standard Missile-2 (SM-2) simultaneously engaged targets over the Pacific Ocean.

This was the first time a U.S. Navy ship demonstrated simultaneous ship engagements against both cruise and ballistic missile targets. It was the eighth successful intercept for the Aegis Ballistic Missile Defense system's SM-3. - [Raytheon Missiles Engage Ballistic Missile and Airborne Targets Over the Pacific Ocean]

I showed you that so you'd appreciate this:

Missile Defense Mischief
Wall Street Journal
April 27, 2007; Page A16

One of the Bush Administration's quiet successes has been missile defense -- from the negotiated demise of the Cold War ABM Treaty to initial ground-based deployments. But that progress is suddenly in jeopardy from opposition in Russia and Congress, and just when we might really begin to need it against the likes of Iran.

The immediate dispute concerns the U.S. offer to extend missile defenses to Europe. The Czech Republic has expressed interest in providing a site for a tracking radar, while Poland is considering whether to host the interceptors that would destroy incoming missiles.

Linked to upgraded radars in Britain and Greenland and a command-and-control system in Colorado, the Polish and Czech sites could protect Europe from long-range missiles launched from Iran. It would also provide an additional layer of defense for America's East Coast. Tehran is expected to have long-range missiles by 2015 or sooner, and since the world can't seem to muster the resolve to halt its nuclear program, missile defense would seem a logical -- and urgent -- priority.

If only.

In the run-up to the '06 elections, one of the many dangers warned of  if Democrats gained control was missile defense.  Pick your own reason why, but democrats have done everything in their power to stop us from developing an anti-missile defense system.  When the newly elected Republican congress authorized funds, Bill Clinton refused to release them.  Well guess what ?  Democrats in Congress have vowed to kill this initiative. . Representative Ellen Tauscher, chairman of the House Subcommittee on Strategic Forces, is opposing the Pentagon's $310 million request to begin construction next year.

The arguments against the "third site," as the Polish-Czech contribution is known, are updated versions of the anti-Star Wars rhetoric of the Reagan years. Ms. Tauscher claims the missile defense system isn't "fully tested," but the initial system the Bush Administration has fielded in Alaska and California and now wants to extend to Europe isn't the final architecture. The idea is to follow the models provided by the JSTAR military surveillance plane and Predator spy plane. Both were still in the experimental phase when they were called into service in the Gulf War and Afghanistan, respectively. The missile defense system is constantly being tested and upgraded.

I'm having dinner this weekend with Thomas Jefferson, and will ask his counsel on what to do about these people.

April 23, 2007

Cheryl Crow's Assh*le

TODAY'S BIG ADVENTURE

Spelunking Down Sheryl Crow's Large Intestine

WARNING: TAKE 300 SQUARES!
Jump In HERE

Run ... HERE COMES AN ERUPTION!

April 05, 2007

FROSTED

Today's Puzzle


 A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me.
  
 I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started.
    
 Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
      
 The blonde says, According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger.
  
 Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
 
 She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
     
 He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,
  
 "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."
 
 He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax.
  
 Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then..." He sighed.........
 
 Let's put all the Frosted Flakes back in the box......."
Jack B


April 03, 2007

There's a Party!

YOU ARE INVITED

To Barbra's House


This is the REAL DEAL

For $2 you can sit on Barbra's Toilet!
By special arrangement I have been given access to the BIG BARBRA BLOWOUT BLAST for Speaker HANKEY PELOSI.· This is the real deal folks, STG.· I did make one accommodation that I'm sure, if they thought about it, both Ms. Streisand, and Ms. Pelosi would applaud.· You'll notice that the ticket prices for the April 12th Gala are
  • $150,000 each if you ant to sit near her Hankeyness
  • $50,000 per couple gets you a cocktail and some chicken
  • $25,000 per couple for the same, but you eat in the kitchen.
That's a whole lot of money for the common folk who put Ms. Hankey in the Speaker's Chair to pony up, so I added an option.
  • $2 gets you in, and you can stand by the toilets and Glitterati Glimpse.· You can also and pick up abandoned beverages and chicken wings.
I can't make it, but I didn't want my ticket to go to waste,· so I drove into Baltimore and gave my invitation away.· Why don't you do the same?· Everybody is a winner!· USA! UAS! USA!

History Channel Sex

The History Channel

Forget the National Geographic. Today's young man has the History Channel.

1917 Science

When Grampaw Ebenezer Gore Taught Science

Yup, that was the consensus

Men of science believe that in millions of years the earth will lose the shape of a globe and become a sort of pyramid or tetrahedron. The earth was formed as a round globe. In cooling down the Poles were flattened and its surface was fixed. But the core is still cooling and shrinking, and the hard unshrinking surface must adjust itself to a smaller bulk. The shape of a globe is the shape that gives the biggest possible surface for its size; but there is another shape that gives the smallest possible surface for its size, and the earth seems likely to assume this shape. It is a sort of pyramid shape, and is called a tetrahedron.

April 01, 2007

Michael Waer

Today's Insufferable Prick

I cannot imagine a reporter like Ernie Pyle behaving this way.  In fact, had Ware been covering the Normandy Invasion I'm certain a sniper would have taken him out in mid sentence.  No questions asked. Of course that was the last war we were able to win.