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The "Surf and Turf"
I was so excited last night that I couldn't sleep.  I went out to the garage and invented the invention of the year.  Stay with me. 

We learned yesterday
          AWK!
that there is a market niche of people who want to walk their goldfish, and another one for people who don't want to use pooper scooper contraptions, or even baggies.  Some may call them useless human swine, but I call them cash cows.   Why not combine the two?  I took an old Euro Pro CW240 Shark Bagless Water Filter/Filtration Canister Vacuum Cleaner, adapted a 12 volt motorcycle battery, and bingo! 

I'm too busy to get involved in the manufacturing process right now, so I'll tell you what.  The first person who puts $100 in my Pay Pal gets the patent, and all other rights to this invention I call the ''Surf and Turf®."  But you gotta act now!

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