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The afterlife is for gettting even

Shia Islamic satellite set for liftoff on ICBM cloaked as space booster


This is another reason why patriotic atheists ought embrace a belief in an afterlife.  Sure, when all hell breaks loose after we get hit by these Islamo dickweeds, the survivors can try and hunt down congressional democrats and say , See?  We told you."  Or something.  But, what of the victims .. dead victims? 

A spirit in the afterlife will have the ability to hunt them down in their hidey-holes, going right through the 18" lead walls like they was air, and harass the shit out of them.  I learned from Ghost how it's done.  Ted Kennedy toasts America's destruction with some 100 year old Brandy?   Knock it out of his hand and watch him cry like a little girl.  Hillary?  Sing "Hundred bottles of beer" in her head for eternity. Or, just open the gas valve and strike a match. 

Say Amen.

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