Seeds & Hammers

He who smelt it, dealt it

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Some of these print ads are getting a little tasteless, don't you agree? I mean, where does it end? ··········Shit ... does that make him President again?

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Barack Obama's Monster Mansion. Be the first to help the senator from Illinois purchase a mansion for $300,000 less than the listing price. You do this by grabbing the lot next door for more than it's worth. But don't get indicted!  George Will once observed that "Democrats survive their scandals by multiplying them, hoping the unbroken monotony of misdeeds will anesthetize the public." The first thing that came to mind when I read this underreported (unless you live in Chicago) story about Barack Obama's magical house purchase, was the last freshman Senator from Illinois, Carol Moseley-Braun. Then there was George Stephonopoulous' sweet real estate deal, Ted Kennedy's sweet real estate deal, Harry Reid's sweet real estate deal, Bill Clinton's sweet real estate deal.   And these were pulled instantly from memory.  If it comes down to a battle between Hillary and Obama for the '08 nomination, we can look forward to seeing all of this flying through the air.  I look forward to it.  In fact, I hereby offer my extensive files to either - or both of them.  Yum Yum.

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I don't use condoms though

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· Jeff Wilcoxon sent me this link to to a plethora of Milton Friedman. I am thrilled to pass it on. The series "Free to Choose," is alternately called ""Liberals think like Nazis""

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Democrats make sure we all share our toys I keep running into this ad           Because she's prolly ignorant, prolly  for the idiotic book, "Why Mommy is a Democrat."  It's been parodied to death, but I'm just now really looking at it.  Why in god's name is George Bush afraid your kids will read it?  Mommy is a democrat because "Democrats make sure we all share our toys?"  So did Lenin, theoretically, and  class envy is a staple of the democratic party as well. "Democrats make sure we are always safe?"  Are you shitting me? "Democrats make sure we always go to school?"  Hey kid, your mommy is pretty freaking shallow. Mommy is a democrat  because she is bitter, filled with a sense of entitlement, arrogant, condescending, and utterly ignorant about any viewpoint contrary to her own.  That about covers it.  Here, this book           Girls are fun will actually teach you something useful.

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The idea is pretty straight forward, and a head slapper.  Everybody wants an edge brownie, because they're the crustiest, chewiest pieces.  The picture says it all. However, when we look under the hood - - holy crap!  So here's what I did. WTF? $32.50? Pretty good, huh?  Tasty too, and it didn't cost $32.50 - money I can use to buy Mother Superior some of those nifty thongs before they're all sold out.

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A  useful idea to pass on to your family and friends - especially children. The concept of "ICE" is catching up quickly. It is simple, yet an important method of contact during emergency situations. As mobile phones are carried by majority of the population, all you need to do is store the number of a contact person(s) who should be contacted at during emergency as "ICE " (In Case of Emergency). The idea was thought up by a paramedic who found that when they went to the scenes of accidents, there were always mobile phones with patients, BUT they didn't know which numbers to call. He therefore thought that it would be a good idea if there was a nationally recognised name for this purpose. Following a disaster in London, the East Anglican Ambulance Service launched a national "In case of Emergency (ICE)" campaign. In an emergency situation, Emergency Services personnel and hospital staff would then be able to quickly contact your next of kin, by simply dialling the number stored as "ICE". Please forward this. It won't take too many "forwards" before everybody will know about this. It really could save your life, or put a loved one's mind at rest. For more than one contact name simply enter ICE1, ICE2 and ICE3 etc. A great idea that will make a difference. E-mail from GrinfilledCelt

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This is one of those things I love.  Below I posted a 1960's film narrated by George Putnam on the evil of porn in our society.  In a marvelous piece of mischievous, and quite good editing, somebody produced this parody. Run time: 2:39 Stream (help) 64Kb MPEG4 (dialup) 256Kb MPEG4 (broadband) Download (help) 64Kb MPEG4 (3.3 MB) 256Kb MPEG4 (7.1 MB) MPEG1 (24 MB) MPEG2 (82 MB) All files: FTP HTTP Or, here's the site http://www.archive.org/details/come_join_the_fun2004    If you like this sort of thing, The Ugly American  (TUA) who is part of SondraK's stable of quite good bloggers - and who works in Hollywood - has loads  (although this headsup was provided by a commenter, Blog Dog).

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So I'm cruising down a list of  The world's 40 best directors, making inexpert judgments here and there.  The Coen brothers should be number 1, not 3, but that's a quibble.  I'm glad to see that Tarantino didn't show up until 19; gives the list an air of legitimacy.  No Opie so far, that's good.  Whoa -WTF?  Michael Moore is the world's 28th best film director?  Whatever cachet the selection panel had built up is lost with the huge swooshing sound of  this turd being flushed. 28. Michael Moore You could say it's Moore's blend of humour, righteousness and persistence that has made his documentaries so successful, but his political commitment would be nothing without the film-making skills to back it up. Bowling for Columbine has been one of the most influential films of recent years, affecting the public in a way that most directors on this list will never know, but it would never have become such a cause had it not been so rigorously researched, painstakingly constructed and broadly entertaining. Through Moore we are able to document the slide left media have taken in just a very short time.  I don't just mean film;  news business  muck-a-mucks will also happily swap imago Dei for imitatio dei if  it suits their political dogma.  Moore's 1989 signature movie,  Roger & Me, was rejected for Best Documentary consideration because it wasn't.  Moore manipulated time sequences in order to support his socialist attack on GM CEO Roger Smith.  By 2002 the industry had joined Moore in his mission, and gave him a Best Documentary Oscar for  Bowling for Columbine.  David T. Hardy [Michael Moore Exposed] does his own documentary work  on Moore's movie making.  "The point is not that Bowling is biased. No, the point is that Bowling is deliberately, seriously, and consistently deceptive." By 2005, Hollywood was so invested in leftist politics that Razzie awards, given for the year's worst film accomplishments, included these cameos from Moore's brazenly fatuous Fahrenheit 9/11. Worst Actor   Winner:   Fahrenheit 9/11 (2004) - George W. Bush Worst Supporting Actor   Winner:   Fahrenheit 9/11 (2004) - Donald Rumsfeld Worst Screen Couple   Winner:   Fahrenheit 9/11 (2004) - George W. Bush; Condoleezza Rice; "His Pet Goat" - George W. Bush & EITHER Condoleeza Rice OR His Pet Goat. Michael Moore may be admired for his directing accomplishments, but to make the claim that anything he's done bears the fruit of ''heavy research,'' is farcical.  He is, in point of fact, the Democrat party's Leni Riefenstahl.  Hopefully, some day he, and his clients, will dance on the gibbet together, because together that have rendered honest public debate DOA.

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I would be an excellent pistol duelist for two reasons. 1) I'm schooled in the discipline of Bullseye pistol shooting, which is single handed, timed fire.  2) My opponent would probably have something to live for, a condition known to cause shaking hands.   If you check most state constitutions you'll find the penalty for dueling is loss of the franchise.  Who wants to vote in Rhode Island anyway?  I think this a sport with a future. My first challenge would be to Lincoln Chafee.  After he sided with Democrats yesterday in not allowing John Bolton's U.N. tenure to be voted on,  it's the least I can do.  Of course I'd have to plan carefully since it's the challenged person who chooses weapons.  I don't fancy myself very swift with the saber, or any other pointy things, but then I can't imagine that Chafee is good at anything. My plans would therefore begin with making him dishonor me. It ought to be easy.  I'd simply walk up to him and say "I'm glad you're no longer a Senator, sir," which would certainly cause him to call me a son-of-a-bitch.  With mom's honor at stake I would have no choice but to call him out by slapping his face. I'm confident his lack of dueling etiquette knowledge would win out here, and I'd be able to demand "It will be pistols in the morning, sir."  In most cases I'd shoot, not to kill, but to sever the vocal cord, a condition that makes politicking next to impossible.  Can you imagine Bill Clinton's  hand signer doing  "I did not have sex ... .?" Anyway, with Chafee I will  aim for the spot right above his nose, and between his eyes  After he's been dispatched, I'll work my way through every congressional democrat in the same manner. I feel so much better just thinking about it.  Oh crap.  I just remembered, the duelist code forbids calling women out.  Unless you're a woman?  Yes,that's it.  After I've done all male democrats,  I have the sex change operation.  Is this a great country, or what?

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