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BAGHDAD - the current radical chief of the Iraqi Shiite Moqtada Sadr
threatened Friday to withdraw government and Parliament if the Prime
Minister Nouri Al-Maliki maintained his meeting with American president
George W. Bush envisaged at the end of November in Jordan. [AFP via translation]
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This may be some wishin' and hopin', but the reason this chubby
sack of Islamo offal is afraid of that meeting is he knows
its purpose is to tell Bush where to aim the cruise
missiles that will blow him off the face of planet Earth like we should
have doe two years ago. *catching some breath*
 In
fact, here's where I'm at, now that our military have been betrayed by
American liberals. I'm looking for the script that The History
Channel can use for a year 2306 holovision mini-series,
about how we won the war on terror, and transformed the Middle
East into a respectable Christan community. This is a work
in progress, but here's some choices I've come up with so far.
- Admit that there is too much Muslim influence in Iraq's
government, and dissolve it. Then, knowing the identities, and
hopefully the whereabouts, of the worst of them, we kill them.
Everyone else is baptized in the Tigris River, and given a job with
Exxon.
- Withdraw from Iraq, Saigon style, then nuclear bomb the
entire mofkng region, including Russia, China, Iran, both Koreas, and
Seattle. I mean, totalmofkng wipeout. *breathing heavily*
- Withdraw with tails betwixt legs, and return home where some general crosses the Rubicon,
pursues fleeing senators across the earth, and vanquishes them to
a man (and woman). That ought to be good for several hundred
years of Pax Americana. *peed pants*
Damn, now I feel good again.
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