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November 30, 2006

Sheesh

Which one of these men is not a 9-11 hijacker?


Rep.Rep. Keith Ellison (D MN)

And so it begins ...
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Keith Ellison, D-Minn., the first Muslim elected to the United States Congress, has announced that he will not take his oath of office on the Bible, but on the bible of Islam, the Koran.

Dennis Prager has his thoughts, and I concur, only more.  To my way of thinking, electing this guy is tantamount to electing an American Nazi to congress in 1942.  Stupid, stupid, stupid.  Now that it's done, the sonofabitch does not get to dictate his term of service, beginning with how he's sworn in. 

Let's make book on something here.  How long will it be before we read the first report of women, in an American city (probably in Michigan), who's afraid to shop in her neighborhood because of harassment by veiled Muslim women  I'm saying that will happen within a few years. These people are more arrogantly self-entitled than the most radical Mexican illegal.  If you haven't check Coulter's follow-up report on the ''flying imams."

Earl Warren did exactly one good thing in his entire life, and we all know what that was, don't we?  There's the solution until every muslim capitol in the world is in ruins. It won't happen, but the day will quickly arrive when you wish it had.
Mike or Jodi

Today's Rabid Dog

That's just to establish which planet Dan Perkins (a.k.a. "Tom Tomorrow") lives on.  Here's today's hilarity, in full. [Confirming the obvious …]

Anyone who’s spent any time reading right wing blogs already understood this to be true:

Lohse, a social work master’s student at Southern Connecticut State University, says he has proven what many progressives have probably suspected for years: a direct link between mental illness and support for President Bush.

Lohse says his study is no joke. The thesis draws on a survey of 69 psychiatric outpatients in three Connecticut locations during the 2004 presidential election. Lohse’s study, backed by SCSU Psychology professor Jaak Rakfeldt and statistician Misty Ginacola, found a correlation between the severity of a person’s psychosis and their preferences for president: The more psychotic the voter, the more likely they were to vote for Bush.

But before you go thinking all your conservative friends are psychotic, listen to Lohse’s explanation.

“Our study shows that psychotic patients prefer an authoritative leader,” Lohse says. “If your world is very mixed up, there’s something very comforting about someone telling you, ‘This is how it’s going to be.’”

The study was an advocacy project of sorts, designed to register mentally ill voters and encourage them to go to the polls, Lohse explains. The Bush trend was revealed later on.

The study used Modified General Assessment Functioning, or MGAF, a 100-point scale that measures the functioning of disabled patients. A second scale, developed by Rakfeldt, was also used. Knowledge of current issues, government and politics were assessed on a 12-item scale devised by the study authors.

“Bush supporters had significantly less knowledge about current issues, government and politics than those who supported Kerry,” the study says.

Lohse says the trend isn’t unique to Bush: A 1977 study by Frumkin & Ibrahim found psychiatric patients preferred Nixon over McGovern in the 1972 election.


That, dear friends, is the basis for ...

Are You Psychotic? Because Empirically That Makes You Susceptible To Being A Republican...

I'm dying if I'm lying.  God help us. I mean that.

November 29, 2006

Bad Judges

Judge Crater Nominees
America's britches were soiled yet again by the Clinton 1994 appointed judges.  First, Judge James Robertson.  A winner of the JUDGE HENRY WOODS AWARD FOR OUTSTANDING CORRUPTION ON THE BENCH,  and not having any current Clinton prosecutions to short circuit, this judicial carpet stain has branched out.

Federal Judge Rules American Paper Money is Unfair to Blind People

Then we have Her Honer, Judge Audrey Collins, who has made it her mission to decide whether measures our elected government have made to heighten out security live up to her high standards.    Hopefully we will one day honor both with the Judge Crater Award. 

November 28, 2006

Today's RBMFCS

This is Tuesday.  The following are from Saturday.  It's taken me this long to handle them without going over the edge (and , as you know, that's extreme extreme).  Let's start with ElleN THE  MOFKNG RATNER!   ARRGGGGHHHHHH.
The discussion twixt her and Jim Pinkerton, on their Fox & Friends segment  (it ought be called the Rat and Bunny Show), was about Vladimir Putin coming out of the closet as the KGB murderer he still is.  Here's the Rat.

"I don't know what we should do except that we are not in a great position because we don't have the moral standing given what we're doing in Iraq."

Ratner doesn't have an original idea in her head, so she is here simply espousing views expressed at Upper East-Side dinner parties. For the cherry on this dessert, try this.

Jonathan Chait: Bring back Saddam Hussein

They make me want to be a ruthless dictator for a week.  Click-click.

November 27, 2006

"The Plan' may not work"

I found in, of all places, yesterday's  North Lake Tahoe Bonanza, a nice little article ['The Plan' may not work] .  The author, Jim Clark, has some insight into Party Pelosi, as in whence they came, and where they're headed.  I think you'll like it. He ends with these questions.

How many of the new conservative Democrat legislators will tow the Pelosi line knowing that in two years they will have to run for reelection in conservative districts?

How middle-of-the-road a course can she chart without alienating the far left wing of her party? Don't know yet.

As one wag observed: "The only thing for sure is that in the future all the Capitol toilet seats will be in the down position . . . and that includes the men's rooms."

First of all, I will argue that there are no "conservatives" among them. I mean, the word does mean something.  Sure, some tailored their campaigns to appeal to conservative voters, but anybody willing to run as a democrat is, at best, a charlatan.  Take Tom DeLay's replacement, Democrat Nick Lampson (who faced no opposition, save for a poorly promoted write-in candidate). 

Nick Lampson

Lampson is not Muslim, but in true democrat party fashion is willing to pander.

In 2002, less than 1 percent of Houston's Muslim community voted in the national election. That number grew to 8 percent in 2004 and 10 percent in 2006.

That growing political clout did not go unnoticed in Lampson's camp this year.


Oh goody.  I look forward to Islamo versions of Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton getting their tentacles into the democratic party.  The question though, Nick, is will a district who elected Tom DeLay, and would have re-elected him, cotton to the politics of Islamo ass-licking?  Because, if not, you are one of those 2 year wonders Jim Clark alluded to.  The nexus of Muslimo politics in America, CAIR, is comprised of hard line Muslims, many of them terrorists themselves, or with terrorist connections. How nice.

Found in the attic

I was getting dressed to go to son #3's home for Thanksgiving dinner when I found this T-shirt. This is how we were told that we were going to be grandparents on Christmas day 8 years ago (all of us getting different shirts, of course - i.e. "World's best Aunt," etc.). I didn't catch on until my wife began to sob. Anyway, I'd never worn it, but chose it in lieu of the Begley Check Shirt from Thomas Pink I was looking for. I'm going to wear it everywhere.

Black Helicopter Watch

Der Google Snooper

Milwaukie, Oregon - only in America can you beat a B-17 into a gas station.

Shortly after WWII a guy named Art Lacey (he had a British wife) went to Kansas to buy a surplus B-17. His idea was to fly it back to Oregon, jack it up in the air and make a gas station out of it. He paid $15,000 for it. He asked which one was his and they said take whichever you want because there were miles of them. He didn't know how to fly a 4 engine airplane so he read the manual while he taxied around by himself. They said he couldn't take off alone so he put a mannequin in the co-pilot's seat and off he went.

He flew around a bit to get the feel of it and when he went to land he realized he needed a co-pilot to lower the landing gear. He crashed and totaled his plane and another on the ground. They wrote them both off as "wind damaged" and told him to pick out another. He talked a friend into being his co-pilot and off they went.

They flew to Palm Springs where Lacey wrote a hot check for gas then they headed for Oregon. They hit a snow storm and couldn't find their way so they went down below 1,000 feet and followed the railroad tracks. His partner sat in the nose section and would yell, "TUNNEL" when he saw one and Lacey would climb over the mountain.

They landed safely, he made good the hot check he wrote, and they started getting permits to move a B-17 on the state highway. The highway department repeatedly denied his permit and fought him tooth and nail for a long time so late one Saturday night he just moved it himself. He got a $10 ticket from the police for having too wide a load.


But wait, al-Jazeera breath.  There are more interesting things you can find  - "Google Earth: the black helicopters have landed"

PS- Does anyone know the address of Hillary's Georgetown townhouse, or Slick's Chappaqua home?  I want to put them under 24/7 surveillance.

November 26, 2006

Which James Bond Are You?

Your results:
You are Daniel Craig
Daniel Craig
66%
Timothy Dalton
45%
Roger Moore
42%
Pierce Brosnan
30%
George Lazenby
30%
Sean Connery
24%
The sixth actor to play Bond in the movies promises to be a more realistic, down to earth and not so perfect James Bond, while still being a sexy womanizer.
Click here to take the James Bond Personality Test

Cyanide & Happiness

Butt Ugly

Dark Secrets

A witty Ross Perot

The Today Show Tic

Smoking in America

Here's what I know.  When everyone smoked we were a better people.  We won wars.  We executed traitors.  Nobody had health insurance, because medical care was affordable, and negotiable. Granny still lived to 90, gramps to 92.  Not a single democrat in congress today could have been nominated, let alone be elected.  The television code would not allow a married man and woman to be shown in the same bed. Nobody burned the American flag, because nobody would publicly disavow their counttry - to do so put your life in danger. The letters  "ACLU" strung together were so ugly they carried the same onus as ''communist," or "Nazi."  Politicians were put-down in debates by being accused of paying dues to them.  Children said the Pledge of Allegiance, and listened to a bible passage every school morning; nobody was traumatized by it. Having a child out of wedlock ended any public career. Everybody celebrated Christmas, if only as a season of joy and good will, and giving.

All of that changed once the smoking Nazis came to power.  What am I to think? America will not be great again until the Marlboro song is played on every television show. Who's got a match?

Res Ipsa Loquitor

''Public Access television is one of the greatest things ever made.'' - eBaum

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Christmas Music

I will shortly be compiling a music video comprised of traditional  Christmas songs. That is to say, the mention of Christ, Jesus, and Bethlehem will be allowed, not as an attempt to shove religion down anyone's throat, but, rather, in celebration of a long-standing national tradition that I refuse to cede to swinish ACLU types who ought to be hunted down, and have their Beamers keyed, and tires slashed. 

Dammit, see how they have poisoned our national  cohesiveness and civility? 

Anyway, I will be slide showing Christmas scenes on the video.  If you'd like to have your favorite family memories included, just send me the picture(s).  If you'd like to include a Christmas greeting, include that with your picture. Or they can be used without identification, or message.   Here's the address

A fine screed

Damian Housman (Skoonj) is a long time denizen of C&S.  He forwarded this end of a e-mail correspondence with Barry Farber, and I'm reprinting it because I can't disagree with even a comma (almost).


Sent: Wednesday, November 15, 2006 7:42 PM
Subject: Re: Last Election

Thanks, Damian, for taking the time to put that entire package on paper.  I hope you didn't do it just for me.  What you say deserves a much wider American audience.

Best greetings,

Barry

Barry,
 
I said I would get into the war, and I will.  Two wars.
 
Recently there has been criticism of the administration and the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq.  The problem is that those who criticize openly question going to war, not the methodology employed.  I don't question going to war, though I prefer using other means of gaining our goals where possible.  But we are a sovereign nation, and we will go to war when we find it in our interest. 
 
Recently there has been some criticism from those who question methodology.  This is important, since prior to this you either supported the war and the way it's fought, or you opposed the war, and if you are a Democrat, try to sabotage it.  I have read some columns and articles by Ralph Peters, who is saying things I am saying.  For instance, he said this after the raid on an Iraqi research institute, in which many were kidnapped:
 
"YESTERDAY, 80 terrorists in police uniforms raided an Iraqi research institute in Baghdad, rounded up 100-plus male students, loaded them into vehicles in broad daylight and drove away.

"They couldn’t have pulled it off without the complicity of key elements within the Iraqi security services and the government: “our guys.”

"The students probably will be executed and dumped somewhere. Partly for the crime of wanting to study and build a future, but primarily just to step up the level of terror yet again.

"What really matters is what our forces are ordered - and permitted - to do. With political correctness permeating our government and even the upper echelons of the military, we never tried the one technique that has a solid track record of defeating insurgents if applied consistently: the rigorous imposition of public order.

"That means killing the bad guys. Not winning their hearts and minds, placating them or bringing them into the government. Killing them.

"If you’re not willing to lay down a rule that any Iraqi or foreign terrorist masquerading as a security official or military member will be shot, you can’t win. And that’s just one example of the type of sternness this sort of fight requires.

"With the situation in Iraq deteriorating daily, sending more troops would simply offer our enemies more targets - unless we decided to use our soldiers and Marines for the primary purpose for which they exist: To fight.

"Any code of ethics that squanders the lives of tens of thousands and the future of millions so we can “claim the moral high ground” is hypocrisy worthy of the Europeans who made excuses for the Holocaust.

"If we want to give Iraq’s silent - and terrified - majority a last chance, we would have to accept the world’s condemnation for killing the killers. If we are unwilling to do that, Iraq’s finished."
This is the problem in a nutshell.  These things continue to happen because we insist on fighting a politically correct war.  We don't KILL the bad guys!  We detain them!  I don't know about you, but that wouldn't scare me, and I don't think it would scare an Iraqi terrorist.  We have to KILL them.  We should have gone into the war that way.  Uniformed enemy, fine, you are prisoners of war.  Not wearing a uniform and we catch you attacking us?  Killed, on the spot.  My preference is to hang the body from a lamp post as a warning to the others.  We DID do that in wars we won, by the way, all the way back to the Revolution.  If we didn't detain them, could there be an Abu Graib?  Could there be a Guantanamo?
 
What is going on is really the Vietnamization of the war.  Had we gone in brutally and harshly, and killed the terrorists from the start, the terrorists would never have had a chance to organize into a force like they have today.  It would either be over or nearly so.  Why do I say Vietnamization?  Because, as in Vietnam, we cannot win the way we fight.  We can only regulate the rate at which we lose.  I sure wish Peters were to be Secretary of Defense instead of Gates.  We would have a chance of winning that we don't have today.
 
Afghanistan is an illustration not only of PC war, but of the way I would want one fought.  After getting the Taliban and al Qaeda fighters (and leaders) to blunder into a massive martialling of their forces at Tora Bora, we saw we didn't have enough US troops to finish them off.  Mistake.  The next mistake was allowing our Afghan allies to negotiate a cease fire for negotiations, at which point the enemy escaped through the hills.  Stupid on several levels.  Let's just wonder why Bush didn't use a tactical nuclear weapon there to finish the enemy.  And establish that we will, indeed, use any weapon we feel is necessary.  Bin Laden and his pals would not have escaped.  We wouldn't be chasing him through the hills and valleys of the back of beyond.  It would have been ended.
 
As I've said before, nuclear weapons must be seen as a viable option, and not just a theoretical one.  I do not believe in spilling the blood of American troops as a substitute for the use of the best, most appropriate weapon we have available.  To do otherwise is military malpractice.  Bush is no better than Lyndon Johnson or Jimmy Carter.
 
I just want it clear that to back "the war" doesn't necessarily mean backing the way the military malpractitioner is conducting it.  By making PC war, he insures we can never win.  I will never back a Republican for president who does not understand the difference between victory in war and waging PC war.  And I have seen NO potential candidates coming along I would trust.
 
Damian

November 25, 2006

Beach Blanket Hummers

It's Fun! It's Easy! It's Free!

PMS PSA

Who knew, and When did they know it?

*squeeze^

A tragic error

I'll call you ... Mulva

Where's Nancy?

Sometimes a picture just screams ''DoThis!"

Hillary's entitlement

Life's Lottery

Grrrrrr
Where Life imitates absurd cartoons
MM

Milssile defense and democrats - water and oil

Looking Forward

“The United States does not need a multi-billion-dollar national missile defense against the possibility of a nuclear-armed intercontinental ballistic missile.

“What we need is a strong nonproliferation policy with other nations to combat the most serious threat to our national security and to the safety of the world – weapons of mass destruction falling into the hands of terrorists who would smuggle them into our cities.  - Nancy Pelosi, [Pelosi Receives 2003 Alan Cranston Peace Award from Global Security Institute]


It appears that before the decade's end, every third world despot, and Tijuana street gang, will own a nuclear tipped ICBM.  Our only protection will be Ronald Reagan's missile defense system that, while still not perfect, is advanced enough to offer hope.  Last month, just prior to the election,  Rep. Ellen Tauscher (D - CA) appeared on C-Span's Washington Journal.  She there bolstered my position that every elected democrat is an unconscionable liar, by claiming  liberal democrats have always supported missile defense. It'll be fun watching these die hards attempt to gut a program that even your normally inattentive voter has a vested interest in, i.e., saving his/her own ass. They'll try, though, count on it.

Eureka, Yawn

Christmas morning scientists
My first (and last) Chemistry Set
Last week's nonsense hyperventilation "Volunteer needed to land on asteroid and change its course before we all go the way of the dinosaurs, only worse," alarmed me only to this extent. It's another example of how technology, and a 24/7 news cycle, have turned the world into a bunch of kids with Christmas present microscopes. Every wiggly microbe, seen for the first time, is elevated to a thing of catastrophic importance. Especially if there's research money involved, and a politician to dispense it.

Joey goes to computer camp

Dedicated to Annoyed one :)

Ahmadinejad's Sperm

Ahmadinejad's Sperm

November 24, 2006

Sex Change

Petey, the PeTA Pig

Stop Thief

"I'll slip an extra shrimp from the barbie for you."

Borat

Just an Anti-Semitic Laugh?


With anti-Semitism reemerging in Europe and rampant in the Islamic world; with Iran acquiring the ultimate weapon of genocide and proclaiming its intention to wipe out the world's largest Jewish community (Israel); with America and, in particular, its Christian evangelicals the only remaining Gentile constituency anywhere willing to defend that besieged Jewish outpost -- is the American heartland really the locus of anti-Semitism? Is this the one place to go to find it? - Charles Krauthammer - Just an Anti-Semitic Laugh? Hardly. - washingtonpost.com

Krauthammer is here addressing Sacha Baron Cohen's (Borat), claim that he goes around America making anti-Semitic remarks in order to elicit a nodding anti-Semitic response. And with enough liquor and cajoling, he succeeds in showing just how anti-Semitic we yokels are. 

As I watched Hollywood's high profile Jewish entertainers recently embrace the likes of Cindy Sheehan, even while she was feted by the world's  leading Hitler idolizers, like Chavez and Ahmadinejad, I finally figured it out.  They are Jews the same way the National Organization for Women are women.  That is, only insofar as they can use their status to advance leftist causes.  It's a tool.  Which reminds me, what the hell happened to Curb Your Enthusiasm?

Crossing the Rubicon

Options for the History Channel

BAGHDAD - the current radical chief of the Iraqi Shiite Moqtada Sadr threatened Friday to withdraw government and Parliament if the Prime Minister Nouri Al-Maliki maintained his meeting with American president George W. Bush envisaged at the end of November in Jordan. [AFP via translation]


This may be some wishin' and hopin', but the reason this chubby sack of  Islamo offal is afraid of that meeting is he knows its   purpose is to tell Bush where to aim the cruise missiles that will blow him off the face of planet Earth like we should have doe two years ago.  *catching some breath*

In fact, here's where I'm at, now that our military have been betrayed by American liberals.  I'm looking for the script that The History Channel can use for a year 2306  holovision mini-series, about  how we won the war on terror, and transformed the Middle East into a respectable  Christan community.  This is a work in progress, but here's some choices I've come up with so far.
  1. Admit that there is too much Muslim influence in Iraq's government, and dissolve it.  Then, knowing the identities, and hopefully the whereabouts, of the worst of them, we kill them.  Everyone else is baptized in the Tigris River, and given a job with Exxon.
  2. Withdraw from Iraq, Saigon style, then nuclear bomb the entire mofkng region, including Russia, China, Iran, both Koreas, and Seattle.  I mean, totalmofkng wipeout. *breathing heavily*
  3. Withdraw with tails betwixt legs, and return home where some general crosses the Rubicon, pursues fleeing senators across the earth,  and vanquishes them to a man (and woman).  That ought to be good for several hundred years of  Pax Americana.  *peed pants*
Damn, now I feel good again.

November 23, 2006

Noshir Gowadia's trial
















This Works

Whites only scholarship to make a point

A lot of fuss over such a niggardly amount.
No appreciation for irony, either. Nor hypocrisy.

Stuffing

An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day.
Irv Kupcinet

The pilgrims made seven times more graves than huts... nevertheless, set aside a day of thanksgiving.
H. W. Westermayer

On Thanksgiving Day we acknowledge our dependence.
William Jennings Bryan

I love Thanksgiving turkey... it's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts.
Arnold Schwarzenegger

Thanksgiving, man! Not a good day to be my pants.
Kevin James

Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.
Erma Bombeck

It was dramatic to watch my grandmother decapitate a turkey with an ax the day before Thanksgiving. Nowadays the expense of hiring grandmothers for the ax work would probably qualify all turkeys so honored with gourmet status.
Russell Baker

Coexistence... what the farmer does with the turkey - until Thanksgiving.
Mike Connolly

My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving at her house is a time of sorrow.
Rita Rudner

I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land. [which they in turn stole from the squirrels]
Jon Stewart

Hidden Cam Turkey

Today's Cheesecake