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Citizen Arrest Here Boss

Tee-mod suggestion by L. Rive Gauche		 There once was a Jummy from Plains
Who in  life endured many shames
A royal fuckup by habit
And once attacked by a rabbit
They drove him quite madly insane
This NewsMax article, ostensibly covering the Chavez voting machine controversy, contains a nugget. In 2004 the Venezuelan commie faced a recall election so transparently rigged that the EU refused to act as an observer. But our man Jummy was willing. A post election analysis showed a slew of irregularities.
  • Exit polls showed that 58 percent of voters favored ousting Chavez and only 41 percent wanted him retained. But election officials conveniently reported that 58 percent of voters wanted to retain Chavez and 41 percent wanted him ousted.
  • Thousands of voters were mysteriously removed from the voting rolls.
  • Citizenship was granted to half a million illegal aliens in a crude vote-buying scheme.
  • Citizens were "migrated" away from their local polling places. One opposition leader was moved to a voting center in a city seven hours away, another was instructed to vote at the Venezuelan Embassy in Stockholm.
  • Bands of Chavez’s thugs brutally assaulted citizens in Caracas who were peacefully protesting the rigged election results, and fired indiscriminately into the crowd. A 61-year-old grandmother was shot in the back and killed.

Here' that nugget ...

"The most widely heralded outside observer of the election, former U.S. President Jimmy Carter, ignored demands that the recall results be investigated, despite the restrains that had been placed on observers.

"Nevertheless, Carter claimed in a letter to the Wall Street Journal that his monitoring center "observed the entire voting process without limitation or restraint.”

I'm making a citizens arrest.

Posted by Farmer Brown on October 31, 2006 01:19 AM |

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Jimmy Carter seems to be very STUPID and IGNORANT or very EVIL and AMERICA HATING.Looking at that butt ugly mug with the shit eating grin,it's hard to make a choice.Actually though,I believe he's all of the above.God forbid he should be enlisted to work on the "dead people continue to vote in New York" situation.(Drudge)....I just wish he'd go on back to his peanut farming and STFU.

Posted by: JMcD | October 31, 2006 01:47 AM

Carter, I believe, is bitter as hell that we do not appreciate him on the level Europeans do. He has no clue that his anti-Americanism is what earned him that Nobel. I will not miss him for an instant.

Posted by: Rodger Schultz | October 31, 2006 01:53 AM

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