Seeds & Hammers: Ode to a Clown

Citizen Arrest Here Boss

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There once was a Jummy from Plains
Who in life endured many shames
A royal fuckup by habit
And once attacked by a rabbit
They drove him quite madly insane

This NewsMax article, ostensibly covering the Chavez voting machine controversy, contains a nugget. In 2004 the Venezuelan commie faced a recall election so transparently rigged that the EU refused to act as an observer. But our man Jummy was willing. A post election analysis showed a slew of irregularities.

Exit polls showed that 58 percent of voters favored ousting Chavez and only 41 percent wanted him retained. But election officials conveniently reported that 58 percent of voters wanted to retain Chavez and 41 percent wanted him ousted.
Thousands of voters were mysteriously removed from the voting rolls.
Citizenship was granted to half a million illegal aliens in a crude vote-buying scheme.
Citizens were "migrated" away from their local polling places. One opposition leader was moved to a voting center in a city seven hours away, another was instructed to vote at the Venezuelan Embassy in Stockholm.
Bands of Chavez’s thugs brutally assaulted citizens in Caracas who were peacefully protesting the rigged election results, and fired indiscriminately into the crowd. A 61-year-old grandmother was shot in the back and killed.

Here' that nugget ...

"The most widely heralded outside observer of the election, former U.S. President Jimmy Carter, ignored demands that the recall results be investigated, despite the restrains that had been placed on observers.

"Nevertheless, Carter claimed in a letter to the Wall Street Journal that his monitoring center "observed the entire voting process without limitation or restraint.”

I'm making a citizens arrest.

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